|
Post by Shayla on Sept 4, 2003 18:33:38 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]This isn't a joke someone acctually did this.[/glow] As most of you know I'm an Entertainer in all sence of the word. Hehehe. If any of you have seen me work at any of the local cantinas for tips I dont pull any punches when it come to getting a tip. I spent an hour flirting with this Imperial Sgt. The Guy was flirting back of course then he Licked me. I, I, I didn't know what to I just looked at him and stopped dancing. I looked around in disbeleaf and asked one of my fellow entertainers if he licked me they said yes. All I could think of was Ewwwwwwwww!!!!!!! I didn't tell him this of course since I wanted that tip. He then told me that he had to run and help someone with something and he would be back in a bit. I bet you can't guess what he did when he came back. Come on guess. He Proposed!!!!! Again all I could think of was Ewwwwww!!! This guy is a feak and besides that he was butt ugly (Fugly). It would take me 2 years of surgery to make him self look some what cute. He also had a personality of a Womp Rat. I then told him that I was waiting for someone else to propose to me. If he would have been anything but an Imperial I would have told him everything I was thinking at that moment in time. Allandhra saw him later when she dropped by and she can agree with this statment regarding him if she likes. Hope you all thought this was funny. =-X Shayla
|
|
|
Post by Max Liao (Callandryn) on Sept 5, 2003 14:35:02 GMT -5
So, when are you getting hitched?
|
|
|
Post by Aja on Oct 27, 2003 1:35:30 GMT -5
Heheh... perhaps licking someone is a compliment (or a tip even) from where that "womprat" comes from. eh? i once knew a gun runner from out of yavin who made mention of a species he once encountered that found it as a polite form of greeting to fondle ones nether regions... i'd take a lick on the arm any day. (assuming it was the arm eh?)
hehe
|
|